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| Instrument |
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Guitar |
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| Age |
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Pre-pubescent
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| Favourite
drink |
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Anything
with a badger rating |
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| Best
chat up line |
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"Wanna
come over for some beer and sex? No? Why, don't you like beer?" |
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| Earliest
memory |
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Well
it all began shortly before the Queen's jubilee. It was a Wednesday,
I know that because we'd sat down to a cuppa in front of Coronation
Street to wash down our dinner, which was pasta that day - we ate
very continentally at that time. Anyway, soon after the credits my
mum, for this is what I called her, started to shake with mirth. "Whatever's
so funny?" my father, for this is what he was to me, enquired.
This is all I can remember of this precise incident.
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| Ugliest
part of the body |
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Lefty |
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| Favourite
Natalie Imbruglia song |
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'Torn'
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| So,
when's your birthday? |
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I think
it's on February the 15th this year |
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Favourite
band
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The
Limping Kidneys |
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| Least
favourite band |
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Large
Wife
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| Favourite
word |
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Doorway |
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| Bestest
present ever, ever, ever... |
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Seventeen
Cliff Richard biographies |
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| Favourite
soap opera character |
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Anne,
the boss-eyed girl off Neighbours |
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| Any
special talents? |
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I'm
proud to say that I can mime the parish boundary of Milton-next-Thanington
in Kent. |
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| Would
you like to recommend a website for the kids to visit? |
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Here's
one! Now we can all talk Swedish. |
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| Favourite
punchline |
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'Cos
1-2-3-4-5! |
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| When
the pikey women kick off at a gig, which song do you find best for
calming things down? |
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'Red
house' |
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| Dream
sparrow |
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A speckly
hedge-sparrow please, nice and noisy, and a good 6 inches long |
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| What
do you look for in a woman? |
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Pity |
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| Name
a chord beginning with E |
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E
minor |
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| Where
did it all go wrong? |
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Soon
after 'You drive me crazy'. In fact, 'Shooting gallery' was probably
the turning point... |
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| Which
Suffolk parish comes to mind when you hear the word 'chin-strap'? |
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Errrrrrm,
Worlingworth? |
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| Favourite
gardening tool |
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Tweezers,
and goats |
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| Reason
to be cheerful |
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Tweezers,
and goats |
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| Your
most inspired lyrical offering |
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"My
cousin's got a Rottweiler, a huge Rottweiler, a great big Rottweiler,
and a Peugeot 106 for sale" |
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| Recipe
for love |
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Three
chords and a carrier bag |
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