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MARTiN
Another top pop band and close personal acquaintances of ours. One
of them is called Paul too, amazing eh? He's taller than our Slim
Paul, and answers to the name Tall Paul. I mention this just in case
there are any would-be pop bands out there struggling for inspiration
in choosing pop-star sobriquets. |
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The
Foamers
SIX PINTS NONE THE WISER, funky new site. We like the Foamers cos
they used to play at the Cap (R.I.P.) and cos "Shithole"
is still Slim Paul's top song-to-do-the-washing-up-to, and apparently
Slim Steve went to school (sometimes as often as twice a week) with
Chris Foamer, but they probably didn't play with each other... |
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The
Warriors
Oi Saxby - we know where you live. Errm, oi Arthur, we know where
you used to live. |
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Morgan's
Puff Adder
Hey chicks, it's Mafro's pants! And hey chaps, look out! That Mafro's
a bird-nicker! |
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Lisa's
page
The only bit of culture ever to grace our pages. |
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The
world's smallest website
Worth a visit for the pong game. |
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The
Griswalds
Fine punk melodies all the way from The Other Side of Kent. |
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The
Partisans
Partisans are back! Partisans are back! Partisans are back! Partisans
are back! Partisans are back! Partisans are back! Partisans are back!
Partisans are back! Partisans are back! Partisans are back! Partisans
are back! Partisans are back! |
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Swear-along-a-Buffy!
I fear I shall never tire of Buffy's swearing keyboard. "Z"
is inspired. |
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Shocking
Kim Wilde revelations!
Apparently "her clematis hangs in great fingers from the woodwork
of her pergola". The mind boggles. She's never been the same
since she split up with Dick 'What You Doing In Bombay?' Crippen.
According to DJ Pete, who hails from such dodgy parts, Dick 'Her Fruit
Is Forbidden' Crippen now runs a recording studio near Dorking. Thanks
Pete. |
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Brooke
Wonders
Go on, ask Brooke for a joke! Politely, of course. In fact, it's probably
best to offer one of your own in exchange. I sent her Riby's cabbage
joke, but without falling paws-first onto her chest. Where is Riby,
by the way?? |
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me&dOug
[broken link]
Life in Tunbridge Wells? 'Twas here that as a child Slim Father Carbuncle
did utter his first joyful cacophony. Aaaaahhh. He's not allowed back. |
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T*I*T*S
Joy in abundance, them Thespians In Tight Shorts are still alive!
We humbly bow before the songwriting talent which induced Slim Paul
to steal their set-list from the Cap floor... |
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Temple
ov thee Lemur
We believe. |
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Dan
Dan drinks beer with us. Dan drinks more beer than us. Dan likes beer.
Dan is usually very smiley and jolly. This is a picture of Dan without
beer. |
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Sven
Jurgenson
Punk legend. |
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Derrero
Handsome Dave's band! They're a real pop group, and they're artists
too. Once upon a time Handsome Dave was in our band when we were Angela
Hirst, and he was in Seventh Seal with Slim Steve, and he was in the
Shady Gentlemen before that, and now we're very proud of him cos he
escaped to Wales and got a van. Be careful, you Welsh folk, cos when
Dave gets drunk he'll put you in a litter bin... |
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Mummy
Says I'm Special
Hello! |
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Punk
& Oi in the UK
Lots of noisy stuff, luverly. |
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The
London Unity
Us at the pub. |
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UKbase
The home of unpopular UK music. Three cheers!! Sadly, the piss-poor
Belinda Carbuncle are too unknown and too unnecessary to ever achieve
the dizzy heights of unpopular. |
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Dover
Athletic
Sheeeeearer! Sheeeeearer! |
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Pictures
of John & Susie's cats
and some movies too, ahhhhhhh.....
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Kontrol
Stuff to read whilst musing to yourself "Thank fuck the world
has never heard of Belinda Carbuncle". Ooops, now Kontrol's been
run out of town. It wasn't us, we're nice. |
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Gigbite
Many things here. |
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Harry
May
The finest record label in England for Punk 'n' Oi! What's his name? |
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Time
Team
Yep, it's true, our beloved equine beauty Carenza (swoon!) did indeed
come to Canterbury over the bank holiday weekend. Sadly, she appeared
not to notice that we were there, peering into her trench... |
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Help4Bands
Things and stuff and that. |
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Hjo
It's in Sweden. Look, there's Slim Paul, in the corner of the Hamnkrog,
sipping fizzy perry. |
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I
killed Todd Landers
Slim Paul's deepest darkest secret...
[Temporarily withdrawn - too disturbing by far]
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| Nuurrrrrssssse!
I've taken a tumble - help me up |
