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Ten
things you didn't know about Belinda Carbuncle!
1.
Slick Nick doesn't sit down to play the drums - he really is that
short.
2.
Slim Paul was that person at school who always drew a knob and bollocks
on the chairs.
3.
Soundman Rob has the highest sperm-count, exceeding that of a whole
herd of horny bull elephants.
4.
Slim Steve is very proud of his football, but he still holds it
in for photos.
5.
Zit the Alien's great-great-aunt once ran a bed & breakfast in Cork
- consequently Zit is eligible to play for the Republic of Ireland.
6.
Slim Steve has a butterfly tattoo on his left ankle.
7.
Slick Nick uses make-up to achieve that cleavage.
8.
The capital of Uruguay.
9.
Each of the chaps secretly moonlights in other pop outfits - Slim
Steve performs alongside Bone in The Limping Kidneys, Slim Paul
struts with the stars in Large Wife, and Slick Nick pounds a hellish
beat for Death Skunk Breath. Imagine if anyone found out.
12.
Belinda Carbuncle are inumerate.
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