Roll
up boys 'n' girls, get yer Belinda Carbuncle tat here!
It's simply
simple - just print yerself a copy of this here ORDER FORM, write all over it
in biro, do us a cheque made out to N.JACOBS, and post the lot off to:
| CARBUNCLE
CARBUNCLE LOVESTICK & SONS, 6 WHIPPINGHAM STREET, BRIGHTON, EAST SUSSEX, SUNNY ENGLAND, BN2 3LL. |
Go on then, tell us what you want... all T-shirts are £10.00 (please add £1.50 p&p. each in UK, £2.50 p&p. each in Europe, or £3.50 p&p. each in Rest Of World). Payment in sterling only.
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WHAT
SIZE ARE YOU AFTER?
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CHOOSE
FROM OUR SELECTION OF DULL COLOURS
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HOW
MANY D'YOU WANT?
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PRICE
@ £11.50, £12.50 or £13.50 EACH
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| "I reckon I'm pretty foxy, give us a SKINNY FIT please" | BLACK, goes with everything dunnit? |
(sorry,
sold out)
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| British Racing GREEN, sort of... |
(sorry,
sold out)
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| A rather tasteful dark BLUE, mmmm |
(sorry,
sold out)
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| "I'm just yer bog-standard pop-fan, I think I shall go LARGE" | BLACK, kinda mysterious and black | (sorry, sold out) | |
| Lovely GREEN, like a moist lawn |
(sorry,
sold out)
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| The deep BLUE of Slim Paul's eyes | (sorry, sold out) | ||
| "Can't keep off them pies, me. Better make mine EXTRA LARGE" | BLACK of course, cos I'm hefty | (sorry, sold out) | |
| Nice GREEN entirely unlike snot | (sorry, sold out) | ||
| I'll have BLUE if that's all there is left... | (sorry, sold out) | ||
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TOTAL COST: |
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Tell us
your NAME:
your E-MAIL:
and your ADDRESS:
... better allow 21 days for delivery in UK & Europe, 28
days Rest Of World. Ta very much for your order, we're dead chuffed! All proceeds
will go straight to the pub.