Pippa Fletcher

G'day! This rather tricky number features some of our favourite chords (in order of appearance):

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I'm sitting by the telly watching Home And Away
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And suddenly I realise Pippa's not the same
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She was always blonde and chubby and she made me jolly horny
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But now she's a dog and she's dark and scrawny

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I used to be in love with Pippa Fletcher
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I reckon they bloody well ought to fetch her back
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Cos the new Pippa looks like cack
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I wouldn't even want to get her in the sack
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And she acts like a pile of crap
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Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back

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I never liked Bobby and I never liked Fisher
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But Pippa had a lovely smile, God I'm gonna miss her
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I never liked Karly or Alf or Grant
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But whenever I saw Pippa I got a stonking hard

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I used to be in love with Pippa Fletcher
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I reckon they bloody well ought to fetch her back
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Cos the new Pippa looks like cack
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I wouldn't even want to get her in the sack
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And she acts like a pile of crap
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Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back
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Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back
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Pippa Pippa Pippa come back

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