Toodlepip, that's it, I quit

I've mucked it up, fucked it up, gone and got it really stuffed
She's blown me out, thrown me out, the woman that I once loved
Packed me in, gave back the ring, told me I don't mean a thing
Left me, just me to get on with doing nothing
But I don't care if you don't want to see me
Just let me watch the football on your TV

She told me

"Bye bye, we're finished, we're through
You don't care for me and I don't like you
Ta ra, get away from me
Get your feet off the table, your arse off the settee
Toodlepip, that's it, I quit
I've got a dream and you're not it"

She's had enough, packed her stuff, I say "stay", she says "tough"
Leaving me, stopped seeing me, leaving me no-one to love
Starts to go, I feel low, she cries tears all for show
"Drop dead" she says "I just don't want to know"
But I don't care if you're leaving home
Just leave me a chair so I can sit on my own

She's gone

"Bye bye, we're finished, we're through
You don't care for me and I don't like you
Ta ra, get away from me
Get your feet off the table, your arse off the settee
Toodlepip, that's it, I quit
I've got a dream and you're not it"

"Bye bye, we're finished, we're through
You don't care for me and I don't like you
Ta ra, get away from me
Get your feet off the table, your arse off the settee
Toodlepip, that's it, I quit
I've got a dream and you're not it
Bye bye
Ta ra
That's it"

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table than when his wife talks Greek.

Slick Nick says: None of our songs are very good. Some of them are particularly bad.

Slim Steve says: Can I redo these vocals please?