It's Sunday, it's raining and it's half past two

It's Sunday, it's raining and it's half past two
We're sitting around and feeling blue
Cos there's nothing for us to do -
Let's have a wank

Well I've been to the park and I've been to the zoo
I've had a wee and I've had a poo
There's not much left to do -
Let's have a wank

Sitting on a bench in the middle of town
Walking up the road then walking back down
What shall I do now -
Let's have a wank

Out with my bird and we're at the pictures
Watching some shite and she won't let me near her
Bored out of my mind -
Let's have a wank

Waiting at the till in Marks & Spencers
Queuing up for hours in Barclays bank
What else can you do -
Let's have a wank

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: The busy part of mankind will furnish the contemplative with the materials of speculation to the end of time.

Slick Nick says: Get a job.

Slim Steve says: LOGS NOT SUNDAYS.