My cousin's got a Rottweiler

I never had a fear of dogs till six months ago
When I went to see a puppy that my cousin owns
It was soft and sweet and fluffy and just starting to teethe
But it was four foot high, six foot wide, and I think it's time to leave

My cousin's got a Rottweiler
A huge Rottweiler
A great big Rottweiler
And I think it's seen me

Some say he don't bite, he just gives a good licking
But counting up the neighbours half of them are missing
Took my girl to meet the mutt - pick her up at ten
The dog he smiled contentedly and I ain't seen Jane again

Cos my cousin's got a Rottweiler
A huge Rottweiler
A great big Rottweiler
And it's getting very near

The dog bounds up to greet me, the size of a great bear
I think I need protection and a change of underwear
He's sitting at my feet gnawing at a bone
He's got a leg of something and I think that it's my own

Cos my cousin's got a Rottweiler
A huge Rottweiler
A great big Rottweiler
And a Peugeot 106 for sale

© Belinda Carbuncle

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