Pippa Fletcher

I'm sitting by the telly watching Home And Away
And suddenly I realise Pippa's not the same
She was always blonde and chubby and she made me jolly horny
But now she's a dog and she's dark and scrawny

I used to be in love with Pippa Fletcher
I reckon they bloody well ought to fetch her back
Cos the new Pippa looks like cack
I wouldn't even want to get her in the sack
And she acts like a pile of crap
Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back

I never liked Bobby and I never liked Fisher
But Pippa had a lovely smile, God I'm gonna miss her
I never liked Karly or Alf or Grant
But whenever I saw Pippa I got a stonking hard

I used to be in love with Pippa Fletcher
I reckon they bloody well ought to fetch her back
Cos the new Pippa looks like cack
I wouldn't even want to get her in the sack
And she acts like a pile of crap
Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back
Oh Pippa Pippa Pippa come back
Pippa Pippa Pippa come back

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: Rack off you dag.

Slick Nick says: You rack off, you drongo.

Slim Steve says: No you rack off, dropkick.