Kevin's unfortunate encounter

A year or so ago a mate of mine said
"What ever happened to Kevin Keegan?"
And the very next day he was on the telly
If you saw it you'll know the reason

Someone smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
Smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
Smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
"Fuck me" said Kevin Keegan

He was sitting in a lay-by off the M25
On his way home from holiday
He was feeling rather tired cos he'd driven his Range Rover
All the way back from Spain
He got as far as Reigate, junction number eight
And he pulled over for a kip
And the buggers went and chogged his autographed trophy
His pesetas and his football kit

And they smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
Smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
Smacked him in the head with a baseball bat
"Fuck me" said Kevin Keegan

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: It was Shaun.

Slick Nick says: Is it chored or chawed?

Slim Steve says: Pikey.

Buz says: Oi oi!