Elephant love song

It's not easy being in love when you're an elephant
Getting the horn over a lady's not time well spent
You woo them and you say they look wonderful in grey
Then you get out your huge donger and the bitches run away

Why's an elephant got four feet?
He'd look silly with six inches
But when he runs it drags along the ground
And he ends up needing stitches
It's not easy finding somewhere
To deposit your elephant spunk
It's not easy giving oral sex
When you've got an elephant's trunk

He's the greatest beast of the jungle
The largest knob ever known
But he knows he's in for a hard time
When an elephant gets the bone
All the lady nellies
Will run as they see
Four foot of elephanthood
Knocking between his knees
As he gives chase his willy grates
On brambles on the ground
But you'll find the sex on his mind
Will help him stay aroused

Why's an elephant got four feet?
He'd look silly with six inches
But when he runs it drags along the ground
And he ends up needing stitches
It's not easy finding somewhere
To deposit your elephant spunk
It's not easy giving oral sex
When you've got an elephant's trunk

Run away, run away, run away
A horny elephant is coming your way
And though it's bruised and battered it's the only thing that matters
Getting his mighty end away
It's alright if his might is all sore
And his foreskin contains the forest floor
A four foot erect club uses so much blood
That his brain don't feel no pain any more

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: The race of delight is short, and pleasures have mutable faces.

Slick Nick says: That's easy for you to say.

Slim Steve says: Sorry.