Channel Tunnel

Anything for a quiet life
I don't want any trouble
But there's just one thing I'd like to say
Fuck the Channel Tunnel

The English Channel ain't so big
It's practically a puddle
But a puddle's OK, keeps the frogs at bay
Fuck the Channel Tunnel

Get your English willies out and fuck the Channel Tunnel!

Knick knack paddywack
Give a dog a muzzle
Well bugger that, a rabid rat
Fuck the Channel Tunnel

Get your English willies out and fuck the Channel Tunnel!

Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: A person seldom falls sick, but the bystanders are animated with a faint hope that he will die.

Slick Nick says: None of our songs are very good. Some of them are particularly bad.

Slim Steve says: This insight is under construction.

Buz says: Yeah fuck it.