Barry the train-driver

My name's Barry and I drive trains
My name's Barry and I drive trains
Oh and sometimes when it rains
I get these horrible pains
In the very back of my left knee-cap

Woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo

My name's Barry and I drive trains
My name's Barry and I drive trains
Through interestingly varied terrain
I used to drive a crane
On a building site

Woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo woo-woo

My name's Barry and I drive trains (chug chug chug chug chug chug)
My name's Barry and I drive trains (whistle whistle whistle)
My name's Barry and I drive trains

© Belinda Carbuncle

Slim Paul says: Written by Paul, aged.

Slick Nick says: I say, won't someone fetch me a cushion to bang?

Slim Steve says: Woo-woo (but higher).